A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door….
A lady opened it. Before she could speak... The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.
Salesman: - Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!!
Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?
Salesman: - Why Madam?
Lady: - Because there's no electricity...
बायको: (बाथरूम मधून लाडिक आवाजात) अहो मी साबण लावलाय जरा तुमच्या मजबूत हातानी चोळून देता का?
नवरा 😳 : आलो आलो आलो आलोच (पेपर वाचता वाचता तडक बाथरूम कडे धाव घेऊन आत घुसतो)
बायको: अहो ह्या बादलीभर कपड्याना साबण लावून ठेवलाय. नीट रगडून धुवा. मला स्वंयपाकाचं काम आहे मी जाते.
नवरा : 😰
Moral:
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