A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..
Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.

Man stunned,
Oh my God!
Are u Sangeeta????
No
Are U Dhanashree ???
No
Are u Nisha?
No
Disha?
No
Maitri?
No
Anushka?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Lady in confusion..

No sir i'm the class teacher of your son..